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Sunday, June 5, 2011
Cursing
Nobody is perfect. By any stretch of the imagination. Everyone makes mistakes. And when you make a mistake what is the first thing that you say? Nine times out of ten is probably a curse word. I do it still and so does almost everyone else. You may be wondering why in the heck is he talking about cursing. Then your mind goes to "oh I know why its because he is a F-ing fag!!" Well thats not true and Judas Priest is that hateful. You don't even know me you coc...See I almost started to swear right there! Let me explain. Since I was a little boy knocking out the nastiest, most vulgar, and down right offensive curse words has been my way of life. I have always had the composure to not curse in front of teachers, family, holy ghosts, and what have you. But as I have grown through my years I started to listen more than talk. Plus its a lot cooler to be the quite person as opposed to the raging douche that wont shut up. Well as I was crafting my skill at being cool and calm. I noticed everyone cursing and saying basically the same stuff I have been saying for a long time. Then it donned on me. We sound like uneducated marsupial butt-holes when we use swear words in our casual conversations. Granted this is only my opinion but I didn't like it one bit. I thought I am better than this and I will not sound like Corky from the TV show "Life Goes On." (If you don't know what I was referring to Google it you will be pleasantly surprised) Plus I have kids now and I have to try and set a good example. Now don't get me wrong. I still rattle them off like a British porn star, but I have learned to pick and choose where my foul language shows up. And I was pleasantly surprised on how my vocabulary started to improve.
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