Sunday, June 5, 2011

Cursing

   Nobody is perfect.  By any stretch of the imagination.  Everyone makes mistakes.  And when you make a mistake what is the first thing that you say?  Nine times out of ten is probably a curse word.  I do it still and so does almost everyone else.  You may be wondering why in the heck is he talking about cursing.  Then your mind goes to "oh I know why its because he is a F-ing fag!!"  Well thats not true and Judas Priest is that hateful. You don't even know me you coc...See I almost started to swear right there!  Let me explain.  Since I was a little boy knocking out the nastiest, most vulgar, and down right offensive curse words has been my way of life.  I have always had the composure to not curse in front of teachers, family, holy ghosts, and what have you.  But as I have grown through my years I started to listen more than talk.  Plus its a lot cooler to be the quite person as opposed to the raging douche that wont shut up.  Well as I was crafting my skill at being cool and calm.  I noticed everyone cursing and saying basically the same stuff I have been saying for a long time.  Then it donned on me.  We sound like uneducated marsupial butt-holes when we use swear words in our casual conversations.  Granted this is only my opinion but I didn't like it one bit.  I thought I am better than this and I will not sound like Corky from the TV show "Life Goes On."  (If you don't know what I was referring to Google it you will be pleasantly surprised)  Plus I have kids now and I have to try and set a good example.  Now don't get me wrong.  I still rattle them off like a British porn star, but I have learned to pick and choose where my foul language shows up.  And I was pleasantly surprised on how my vocabulary started  to improve.

I'd Google it for you because I know your lazy

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